CRESTVIEW – A drunk man was arrested after he was spotted standing on the front porch of McCallum Avenue residence with his pants around his ankles, pounding on the door and yelling loudly.
On Feb. 3 a Crestview Police officer was summoned to the residence by a man who said there was a trespasser at his front door who wouldn’t leave.
When the officer arrived he spotted the 34-year-old homeless man standing on the front porch with his pants around his ankles and his buttocks exposed. He was yelling at the resident, who was inside.
The officer noted the half-naked man’s speech was slurred and he reeked of alcohol.
At one point the man fell down in the front yard. When the officer helped him up, the man said, “Man, I’m too f***** for this!” and re-sumed yelling. Several neighbors came out to see what the ruckus was about.
The man was charged with misdemeanor disorderly intoxication. His court date is Feb. 26.
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Man with buttocks exposed says he's 'too (expletive deleted) for this'
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